Steve Whitmire

The Four Guards / Firey 4 / Ambrosius (voice)

Kermit / Beaker / Statler / Rizzo / Link / Newsman (voice)

Scientist (voice)

Kermit the Frog / Foo-Foo / Statler / Beaker / Lips / Rizzo the Rat / Link Hogthrob / The Newsman (voice)

Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit / Rizzo the Rat / Beaker / Bean Bunny / Belinda Cratchit / Beetle / Lips / Pig Gentleman (voice)

Fletcher Bird / Scooter (assistant) (voice)

Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat / Beaker (voice)

Kermit the Frog (voice)

Rizzo the Rat / Lips / Bellhop Rat / Monster / Singing Food / Zeke (voice)

Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat / Beaker / Cosmic Fish #1 / Rainbow / Miss Piggy (assistant) (voice)

Self (archive footage)

Rizzo the Rat / Gill - Frog / Baby Kermit / Chicken / College Student in Audience / Dog / Lew Zealand (voice)

Mad Dog / Mac (voice)

Self (archive footage)

Muppets (voice)

Scarecrow / Mayor of Munchkinland / Kalidah Critic #1 / Beaker

Kermit the Frog / Jack Rabbit / Chico (voice)

Ernie / Stuckweed / Football Stenchman / Ice Cream Vendor / Parrot (voice)

Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat / Beaker / Elvises (voice)

Ernie (voice)

Mock Turtle/Caterpillar

Turkey / Rizzo the Rat / Wembley Fraggle / Sprocket the Dog / Lips (voice)

Various Muppets

Wembley Fraggle / Sprocket the Dog / Self (voice)

Kermit the Frog (voice)

Kermit the Frog (voice)

Kermit the Frog (voice) (uncredited)

Kermit the Frog (voice)

Self - Panelist

Scallions (voice)

Kermit the Frog (voice)

Kermit the Frog (voice)

Woody (voice)

Mr. Mason Dixon (voice)

Sonny (voice)

Kermit the Frog (voice)

Wembley Fraggle / Sprocket the Dog / Mermer Merggle / Crusty Doozer / Venerable Sage Hambo / Murray the Minstrel / Flange Doozer / Sir Blunderbrain / Club Member #3 (voice)

Kermit the Frog

Kermit the Frog (voice)

Additional Muppets (voice)

Self

Kermit / Rizzo / Andy / Beaker / Pighead / Poodlepants

Kermit / Statler / Beaker / Rizzo (voice)

Self / Various

Self