Mike and Melissa

Himself (voice) / Lenny (voice) / Singer For Shotgun River (voice) / additional voices

Melissa Mouffette (voice)

Choo Choo (voice) / Video Game Announcer (voice) / Nickelback Fan (voice) / Girl At Party (voice) / Reverend Shoe (voice) / "Angry Beaver" Voice (voice) / additional voices

Phil (voice) / Ted (voice) / Snazz McNazz (voice)

Himself (voice) / "Don't Pee On Tree" Guy (voice) / additional voices

Professor Culkin (voice)